If ninjas kill babies do they work at abortion clinics?

 

What is the difference between lesbians and dykes?

 

Why are homosexuals gay?

 

When was the last time you heard of something coming out of Idaho?  The potato that supposidly comes out of Idaho is really from Ireland.  Have you heard of any big event happening like "Live from Idaho _________!"  I don't know of anyone from Idaho, therefore it doesn't exhist.

 

Nazi's, ninja or not?  True, they killed LOTS of people.  But, they
were organized in their killings, they were under the leadership of a seriously derranged man, AND most importantly, did not play a red guitar after each mass gassing or burning.  They only went after certain ethnic groups as opposed to flipping out and killing random people.  And I don't believe I ever read anything about them killing kittens or wearing anything but non-ninja homo-like uniforms.  Does mass genocide make you a ninja?

 

Are the Lost Boys in the movie Hook Ninjas?  I mean, they go around
with swords and fight/kill pirates.  Now, Luke says that there are other things you have to do in order to be a ninja, not just killing random pirates.  But you have to admit, that is a HUGE part of it.  So: Lost Boys, Ninja or ninja wanna be's?

 

Are the ninja turtles cool?  i mean, turtles by themselves are pretty
boring, they're slow and green.  big whoop.  but does being associated with ninjas elevate them a couple rungs on the ladder of cool?  i have a ninja turtle ash tray.  i think that's cool.

-sent in be idgaf

 

 Is Beth actually a real person?  I mean, what if she's just some
figmented person that Greg made up to hide the fact that he's gay.  He just picked some poor bum off the streets to play "Beth" cause if we don't see an actuall person, we might think he's lying to us.  Hence the reason she has a mustache.  The bum forgot to shave.
sent in by-Asian Chick

 

 This is in response to the Star Wars discussion.  Han Solo should not
be associated with the Light side of the force for several reasons.  First and foremost, he does not inner-nub-nub ability to control the force.  In fact, he rejects the force (as seen in episode 4).  he may say things like, "may the orce be with you," but he doesn't really mean it.  he's just saying it, cause t was becoming the popular thing to say after luke used the force to blow up he death star.  it's like saying "God bless you," or "break a leg" or "my rotch burns from an inflammatory case of herpies."
My second point is that the light side of the force does not help out han solo or pirates if you will), instead, he helps them out.  this can be seen in pisode 4 when ben kenobi and luke hire him to pilot them to alderan.  they never serve his needs.  granted, they do rescue him from jabba and boba fett later down the road, but that's because they need him to push around some ewoks and beat up baddies in white plastic armor.  plus, the comparison between han solo and a pirate is pretty thin.  he sure don't sound like a pirate.  he doesn't say, "yar, this here be the yarrest space faring vessel in the port." instead he spouts off some shit like, "she's the fastest hunk of junk in the
galaxy." along with some misuse of the word, parsec.  thank you and i hope this
evening finds you well.

sent in by-A Ninja

 

If Beth, Greg's "girl"friend is more manly then Greg, who leads the slowdance at prom?

-sent in by James the Ninja

 

If a tree fell in a forest, would it kill a pirate trying to bury a treasure? If it did, would a ninja take the treasure and buy an awesome red guitar?

-sent in by James the Ninja

 

Why do they call it "Killing Kittens" when it's really those Ninja's doing the killing?

 

 

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you are actually leaving it?

-sent in by James the Ninja

 

At Mystic Lake last Saturday night a very important topic was brought up. We all have seen and fallen in love with the Star Wars movies. But have you ever really thought about what they mean. Who really are the good guys and bad guys. Of Coarse most see the good guys being the Luke, and han solo and the Bad guys being on the dark side of the force. But lets look at it this way. Han Solo is no doubt about it a pirate. He is even referred to as a pirate in Star Wars Episode 4. Now that means that Luke and the princess and Obewon Kenobe are helping out a Pirate and are friends with the Pirate.

 

Now the guys on the Dark side just go around flipping out and killing people. Which is totally sweet. I think it's pretty obvious that Darth Vader is a Ninja. And because Ninja's kick ass they are really the good guys. And because Han Solo is a pirate, the Light side of the force is really bad.

 

So next time you watch Star Wars cheer for the Dark Side. It will make you a better person.

 

Helpful hints: Watch Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, and Epsiode 5 Empire Strikes Back and you will be really happy.